Found it! Madhulatha repeated my joke, maybe it's a robot? I made the joke up, btw :)
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Holly Cat
Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC.....or something current?
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Holly Cat
Oh found it, it sunk to the bottom!
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Holly Cat
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just find it surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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APB
Love it!!
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allin
"They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline."
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APB
what did one frankfurter to say to the other one...hang in there we are both on a roll....
(Dad joke)
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allin
🖖
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DruidsTree76
And asks for some Banana bread
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DruidsTree76
A priest, A Minister and A Rabbit walk into a bar, the Rabbit walks up to the bar keep, and says with a confused look ," I think I'm meant to be a Rabbi"!
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allin
A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”
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APB
it helps..
Bill Bryson tells the story of an old Bridge in the UK that still has a sign on it that says "anyone found damaging this bridge will be deported to Australia"....he observes that it is a miracle the bridge is still there!
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Madhulatha 1559599
The cake owner points to the sign that says, "No gorillas allowed.". Then a man that walked in with the gorilla says, He's with me, he's a registered therapy gorilla, so you can't kick him out!😂
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APB
What is written on the bottom of a Russian milk bottle?
Open other end...
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APB
These two really thick English guys go onto a building site looking for work...the smarter one of the two goes into the bosses office first...when he comes out..he is all smiles... he tells his mate it was fine....he only asked me one question...and I've written the answer down on this brick ...so you'll be fine...when the time came his mate looked down at the brick...he said "the Ackrickton Brickworks"...
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boy blunder
so these 3 guys walked into a bar,,, they were ok needed a band-aid or 2
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Holly Cat
The cake owner points to the sign that says, "No gorillas allowed.". Then a man that walked in with the gorilla says, He's with me, he's a registered therapy gorilla, so you can't kick him out!" "
Now get him a vegan, organic, gluten free, sugar-free cake with the lowest carbon footprint you got."
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Holly Cat
Did you start a new page? I only see 1 joke on here from you. There used to be hundreds.
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APB
I had an emergency overspill from my technical issue page about Bingo Wars...because some people cannot see it anymore and were using the joke page instead...not sure why...so this is a new joke page for everyone else who just want to tell jokes or have a laugh...if you need to access the other jokes they are on the page called "Bingo Wars Refugees"..there are also two earlier Joke pages that disappeared onto the next page in the list at various times..and so I made new ones when that happened too....phew!
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Holly Cat
Got it lol. Well your other page is a first...a combination of laughter and fighting!
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APBHolly Cat
Yes it might work well...I did a couple of discussion pages where I let them fill up a bit..and then I changed the titles and the descriptions below...and left folk to work out what happened...that was fun...maybe I should try one of those again...
keep people on their toes...
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Holly CatAPB
Well it certainly keeps things entertaining!
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AngieAPB
The really really long, hilariously funny page has vanished! I think it was the one titled "Bingo Wars Refugees"
I noticed a few others had commented that it had been deleted from their forum menu also. Bugger... I was wanting to copy and paste a load of Liane H's rofl ones to take to work. So how come they're disappearing, but only from some of us? Grrrr... unrewardia... not cool
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Liane H Angie
Hi ! Well I've just arrived to find out this most devastating information ....
All those hours of trawling over lines and pages ,,the efforts,,the back and forth with my colleagues here .. where the hell is it all APB?
That's the second page gone in a matter of days....
Not wierd at all ... So until they're reinstated I won't be making further comments .What for if they get wiped constantly !
Bear on strike.
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AngieLiane H
Thanks for speaking up about this Liane H. Yes, it's all gone!! I've searched and searched through all the topic forums and it's nowhere to be seen! I'm so gutted! Where is Thomas's sense of humour?? Feel free to explain yourself Thomas. R rated or not, those jokes and comments were funny and a lot of effort went into sharing them amongst our rewardian friends
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Liane H Angie
Thnx Angie 💓 yep gutted . Never mind ,just a shame you didn't get chance to download some . Not sure Thomas would do that after its been there for so long. Pirates in the midst ?!
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DruidsTree76Liane H
Pirates you say, sounds like the beginning of an interesting joke
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APB
So this horse goes into a pub and says "I'll have a pint of craft beer ...in a bucket if you please" and the barman says "thats fine....thank you...$25 please"....the barman says "we don't get many talking horses in here"...and the horse says "if you are charging them $25 for a pint of beer I'm not surprised"
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