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Once Upon a Time....
mary c22-Mar-23 05:36 pm
Random story-time...freeflow...add anything you like.
Here's the Start of the Tale..
Once Upon a time far far away..rotating slowly on a creaking rusty axis, was the mysterious and often-times troubled Land of Rewardia.
One Rewardian day (in Earth time that being 64 hours) the Peoples of Rewardia were more restless than usual.
It wasn't because the 2 and a half moons were orbiting dangerously close to each other or because the native beast of Rewardia -the PollFish was roaming free and causing chaos..
No- it was because....
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  • Pat C 618241
    So tell me children to which "NEW" star should we turn our eyes next???
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    • mary c
      The Star of Prosperity and Exceptional amounts of Points?
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  • Chosen
    Opps , sorry there was an error, please try again later.
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    • Sean f 1047130
      the star collapsed in on itself.
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      • Janet H 854956
        … there were absolutely no red surveys left, at all. What is a person supposed to do now? Perhaps I’ll have a cup of tea, a BEX and a good lay down….. Now the bloody phone is ringing AND there’s someone at the door. Oh! It’s……
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        • mary c
          The Chief Superintendent Vice President of the Red Survey division Section D..She has something to give you!!!...it's...
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        • Janet H 854956mary c
          Oops! I’d better be extra vigilant here. I know for a fact that Section D, subsections a, b and c were totally rebrained (yes, rebrained NOT retrained) over 22 Aprils ago, never to be seen or heard of again! That makes me think that …..
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        • mary cJanet H 854956
          The so called Chief Superintendent is in fact a Bot..posing as a Human. Don't let her in!!!
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        • Janet H 854956
          aaahhhhh! So I was right. I see she has left her Invisiblity Cloak elsewhere. She looks like a fat little toad. If only I could coax her outside and into the No Standing area just in front of my gate. Then I could have her ‘towed’ away. …
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      • mary c
        Am so laffing...the excitement of the events! Tale continues below- maybe. To a possibly explosive ending or a gentle insignificant whisp of a candle gently snuffed.
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      • Pat C 618241
        Ha! Who needs a pollfish, its a chimera, i.e. doesn't exist, looks good but won't hold up to a full investigation, loses itself in the gloom. Doesn't cough up its points truthfully!
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        • boy blunder
          I caught a pollfish the other day yes it stayed on the hook and let me take it to the table, I cooked and cleaned it and awaited the feast but as i cranked up the spotify, and poured a huge glass of bourbon I watched in dismay as the meat disappeared from its bones, yes the meat disappeared because I apparently used the wrong bait, yes the cupboards were bare once again , and i was left wondering if i would ever catch the elusive pollfish again
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          • GRANT W 1233991
            Hey Mary, I have just got to say that you have an absolutely brilliant word-smithing ability, luv it
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            • Liane H
              She is rewardia's very own J.K Rowling :)
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            • mary cLiane H
              hek no..we are Family- i got all ma sisters (and brothers) and me hehe.
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          • BLACK LIVES MATTER
            Hi Mary C. Once upon a time :-) hm.... (why does this line sounds familiar) - are we talking the Brothers Grimm - BOO - the best-known storytellers of folk tales - LOL!
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            • mary c
              Fire us up a song Walter!!.....
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            • BLACK LIVES MATTERmary c
              Shake - a song - by the Gap Band :-))!
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            • mary cBLACK LIVES MATTER
              Whoa Walter- i've just been blasting them out on Youtube- Great sounds..never heard them before and that makes it even better ;)) Outstanding..another of their songs!
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          • Tom S Qld
            ...the people had decided that they needed a leader. A person who was trustworthy and confident. A person who would inspire them and lead them to...
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            • mary c
              come out of their dark musty underground dwellings and move into the warmth and prosper. But something was stopping them- it was...
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            • Lachelle Bmary c
              John Wayne! He says his favourite line from 'The Cowboys'...."Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!" So.........
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            • Tom S QldLachelle B
              the people decided to elect John Wayne as their leader. So 'the duke' became the King and the people rejoiced....
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            • Liane H Tom S Qld
              ...there were celebrations,a bonfire and a grand feast prepared in his honour by the humble admirers.But alas the 2 and half moons were soon to be forming a most dark and ominous shadow over the nights events..
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            • Lachelle BLiane H
              In the distance you could see figures scurrying, and hear the sounds of hammering and machinery. A person was to the right, hair blowing in the breeze and barking orders. With horror the Rewardians realised......... Donald Trump was building a wall..
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