things you just cannot explain

23-Aug-23 23:43pm
Somebody Kinda Loopy
Free Points
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23-Aug-23 09:04am
Tom S Qld
How do they handcuff a one-armed man?Edited 23-Aug-23 09:04am
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21-Aug-23 21:58pm
Chosen
Why am I so so good looking and handsome and super intelligent.Edited 21-Aug-23 21:58pm
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- 21-Aug-23 22:03pm
  APB
  it may have in part to do with you having a faulty mirror..the other part we are yet to have any positive evidence... Edited 21-Aug-23 22:04pm
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- 21-Aug-23 22:05pm
  ChosenAPB
  Nah as I only look at myself and not a mirror.
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- 21-Aug-23 22:08pm
  APBChosen
  must have eyeballs on very long stalks then...very attractive
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- 21-Aug-23 22:43pm
  Liane H Chosen
  Yes come on Chosen , let's have a gander .. all this suspense..
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- 22-Aug-23 00:17am
  ChosenLiane H
  Sorry Leane as entry price would just be tooooooooo high. Many come but very very few are Chosen.Edited 22-Aug-23 00:17am
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- 22-Aug-23 13:28pm
  Liane H Chosen
  I shall pin all my hopes on a lotto ticket then , just for a glimpse of your shadow ..
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- 22-Aug-23 22:55pm
  ChosenLiane H
  That won't be cheap !!!! . You will have to win the main prize re the affordability for a peak of my image.
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- 23-Aug-23 05:02am
  allin
  it must be the big "N" for narcissist you have tattooed on your forehead 🤣🤣
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- 23-Aug-23 05:03am
  allinLiane H
  yes, we can see you are green with envy,,,, well now you look blue with wateva goes with that,, was it green before Liane??? 🤣Edited 23-Aug-23 14:33pm
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- 23-Aug-23 07:12am
  Chosenallin
  How did you know I had the letter N because I am Nice, Natural, Nifty and Noble.
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- 23-Aug-23 10:08am
  Liane H allin
  Now I'm boiling purple. Still got a lotto for Saturday... tick .tock
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- 23-Aug-23 14:37pm
  allinLiane H
  i just saw this post,,, after ,,, well see above,, so it was green,, oh wat a trip it's been,,,,
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- 23-Aug-23 14:39pm
  allinChosen
  i was thinking nutcase,,,, 😉
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- 23-Aug-23 15:00pm
  Liane H allin
  Eat your mushies Allin... 😂
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- 23-Aug-23 15:11pm
  allinLiane H
  hey i caught a nice 6 pound catfish outta the pond and mama stuffed it with her famous stuffing, and i had traded catfish for huge gulf shrimp,, so wen the fish was just about done i layed them shrimp on skewers on the barbie,,, mama made cole slaw, hush puppies, cornbread,, and a fine chocolate pudding with chopped mushrooms in it,,, i call it flying pudding ,, and flight is ongoing,, and imma have the stewardess in the sack later 🤣😇🤣Edited 23-Aug-23 15:14pm
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- 23-Aug-23 16:01pm
  Liane H allin
  Well you sound like you all just are having a mighty fine time over there .. best wishes you can land the flight successfully!! 🙃
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- 23-Aug-23 16:07pm
  allinLiane H
  i don't care if we ever land 🙂
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- 24-Aug-23 06:28am
  Chosenallin
  What's all this have to do with my handsome good looks ??? ......... just asking.
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- 24-Aug-23 10:59am
  Liane H Chosen
  You know Allin once he's on a bender he'll go left ways ,sideways and all the way ! ( off topic that is ...)
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- 26-Aug-23 08:41am
  allinLiane H
  heyyyy,, i resemble that remark,,, 😇
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- 26-Aug-23 10:19am
  Liane H allin
  Hahaah!
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- 26-Aug-23 15:11pm
  allinLiane H
  that was some terrific pudding,, unlike pink floyd, i ate my meat after the pudding,,,,
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- 26-Aug-23 15:37pm
  Liane H allin
  You are a shocker ! ROFL 🤣
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21-Aug-23 19:46pm
Liane H
I've just had to log in . Except the wierd thing is ,, I never logged out, Did I just disappear again? I was on here only 5 minutes ago...
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- 21-Aug-23 22:05pm
  APB
  you have been at Allin's mushrooms too....
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- 21-Aug-23 22:07pm
  Liane H APB
  l wish
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21-Aug-23 19:38pm
Janet H 854956
The hair goes to the same place the socks go when the pairs decide to split!
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21-Aug-23 19:21pm
Gunter L
APB, on this site EVERYTHING is possible. You are living proof of that.
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- 21-Aug-23 19:27pm
  APB
  not sure how to take that one...what the hell..I'll take it as a positive!..thanks Gunter (I'm a positive person)
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- 21-Aug-23 19:54pm
  Gunter LAPB
  well spotted, APB, it was definitely positive.
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- 21-Aug-23 19:59pm
  APBGunter L
  thanks mate!!
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21-Aug-23 17:09pm
Andrew C 287196
Maybe the new one has a design like a vacuum cleaner that blows all the hair out the back onto your floor. ;-)Edited 22-Aug-23 08:18am
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- 21-Aug-23 17:43pm
  APB
  I must have owned at least 50 or so shavers...various makes and models...but they have always needed cleaning or emptying....
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21-Aug-23 17:03pm
Liane H
MEN !!
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- 21-Aug-23 17:10pm
  APB
  I was waiting for someone to say birds...there is whole new conspiracy group who firmly believe that birds don't exist...seen those car stickers saying "no birds"?...they are really bonkers
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- 21-Aug-23 18:53pm
  Liane H APB
  It must be a Queensland thing .. like those wierd fishing sticker people
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- 21-Aug-23 19:06pm
  APBLiane H
  The fish ones?...no that is just nutty Christians...thats just warning you that they drive like Nuns...that God is protecting them so they don't need to follow the highway code and drive wherever they want to....without any advanced warning..watch out for anyone wearing a hat in the car too.....they don't use stickers but it's the same outcome....it's not going to rain in your car dickheads!
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21-Aug-23 15:57pm
Brian L 387567
I use 2 shavers. One for a first rough shave and then one for a fine shave to finish off. Sadly, both have to be cleaned. I do a rough clean every day and full clean of the blades every week. I still find long hairs that have been missed. Maybe I have variable eyesight and variable sense of touch.
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21-Aug-23 15:40pm
Somebody Kinda Loopy
In July I did stacks of Surveys . . . In August I have not bothered with any. Same Points Result !!!!Edited 21-Aug-23 15:42pm
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- 23-Aug-23 09:02am
  Tom S Qld
  Finally, somebody is telling it like it is.
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21-Aug-23 13:24pm
Pat C 618241
Sorry I had the wrong hair, the stuff on their face still looks like an unmown lawn!
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21-Aug-23 13:22pm
Pat C 618241
As for the hair thing APB. Let's face it - it's all a matter of how old the head is with the hair. My brothers had wiry thick hair now they all look like Friar Tuck!
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21-Aug-23 09:52am
Tom S Qld
Why are buildings called that when they are already built?
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20-Aug-23 19:35pm
boy blunder
is there such a thing as looking for something like a male , i cant see it ,i cant find it ,but then the women comes in and puts her hands right on itEdited 20-Aug-23 19:38pm
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- 21-Aug-23 10:09am
  'smee,SWQ!
  because she's the one that put it away there! - a compulsive tidier is what the problem is methinks!
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- 21-Aug-23 10:45am
  APB'smee,SWQ!
  and that is why your car keys are in the fridge...
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- 21-Aug-23 15:20pm
  'smee,SWQ!APB
  ...but I was only going to the pub for another drink with the boys dear wife!
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- 21-Aug-23 15:36pm
  APB'smee,SWQ!
  I'm not joking!
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- 21-Aug-23 15:48pm
  'smee,SWQ!APB
  that'd be why the wife put the keys in the fridge perhaps - out of sight out of mind and not where he'd put them!
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- 21-Aug-23 15:49pm
  APB'smee,SWQ!
  It's often the first place I look
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20-Aug-23 16:17pm
Liane H
You say you shave every day ? Yet look at you .. still covered in black fluff! Now that is inexplicable ,..
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- 21-Aug-23 05:06am
  Robert F 1161011
  😂 It's an old photo. Edited 21-Aug-23 05:07am
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20-Aug-23 10:22am
boy blunder
good men go in to politics and they magically turn into ass holes
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20-Aug-23 10:19am
boy blunder
every time i give money to my wife, it disappears like snow on a sunny day
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20-Aug-23 10:19am
Tom S Qld
One of the unanswerable questions - Is ketchup a smoothie since tomatoes are fruits?Edited 20-Aug-23 10:19am
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- 20-Aug-23 10:24am
  boy blunder
  that is very Yoda ish
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- 20-Aug-23 10:30am
  Tom S Qldboy blunder
  Why isn’t bacon baked and cookies cooked?
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20-Aug-23 10:01am
Robert F 1161011
Maybe the blades cut the hair so fine that it just blows away like dust.
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20-Aug-23 09:57am
Gunter L
Oh yes, it is VERY possible.
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20-Aug-23 05:32am
Lee b 979050
What you smokin APB
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	things you just cannot explain
	APB	19-Aug-23 08:36 pm
	OK we have things that vanish and reappear in our cupboards..I bought a Chinese copy of a Philips shaver...it shaved well and when it was full of hair it stopped working...clean it out and away we go....thought I'd buy a second one but they don't sell them anymore...so I bought one of the real models...the real one says that it only really works for two years...outside exactly the same...inside entirely different...hi-tech..BUT...it shaves me everyday and there is NO shaved hair building up inside it...I have never ever had to clean it...where does the hair go?..someone else must have a similar weird story..that is just not possible....