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How do you answer the classic: Knock Knock!!
Elizabeth T 39609624-Apr-25
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  • joker77
    now days you cannot open the door without asking first to dangerous
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    • Lorne M
      "I'm ARMED and I wake up CRANKY...
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      • Katzeye
        I just open the door lol
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        • Dimitri T 100433
          can see them from my door
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          • Missy Wyld
            5
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            • Hanno.
              5 points for Shhh!!! If we don't answer, they will eventually go away. If I know it's one of my neighbours I will answer the door. Years ago my cousin used to call out "Come in if your feet are clean".
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              • Meggie
                4 points for ignoring them...
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                • Sheree T
                  If I am not expecting anyone I don't answer.
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                  • Cher
                    4 pts
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                    • Teri 1282723
                      Normally my dog will bark before I even hear the knock so I will call out "I'm coming" and peek out the little side window by the door before I open it.
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                      • Flayva
                        I USUALLY SAY NOTHING AND LOOK THROUGH MY DOOR PEEP-HOLE..
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                        • Robert T 597718
                          1 with the majority
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                          • Christine 1616967
                            If I'm at MY place, and not at boyfriend's, I look through peep hole first, and if I don't recognize the person, I carefully/quietly back away and don't answer, lol.If I'm at his house, I'll rely on his dog to see if door is worth answering, because his dog rarely barks; only when it's someone he doesn't know and nobody ever really walks up anyways, besides Mail carrier, and the dog barks/growls at them. So, lol
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                            • Rosie 563501
                              5pts Who is there?
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                              • Kuyper 1667254
                                Kuyper Menard from Montreal
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                                • Brandy Yining Z
                                  1 point
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                                  • Mary M 329762
                                    I say always " no speak english". Eve if I can speak english.
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                                    • linda from Tas
                                      Knock knock is a game
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                                      • Jania S
                                        Maybe I am strange, but I ALWAYS open the door, and I can see who it there, and if the door is open behind the flywire, I can see who is there, and I again answer the door by opening it.
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                                        • Helen E 385873
                                          Coming
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                                          • David 1654465 aka Bobblehead
                                            I'm not here but leave a message at the bee....BEEP.
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                                            • Colleen 1626067
                                              My Nana answered the door during the depression, "Come in if you're good looking" and a hobo came in.
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                                              • Elizabeth T 396096
                                                🤣
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                                            • diane c QLD
                                              4
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                                              • Bugalugs
                                                Everyone is welcome.
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                                                • boy blunder
                                                  Best knock knock joke I have ever heard, little hunter was answering the door. knock , knock. He gets up to answer the door Who is it he says, THE POLICE, they say., he said. " the police who, they replied no, seriously, it's the police, By that time, i had opened the door in fact it was the police asking questions about one of my neighbours
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                                                  • Daniel A 2
                                                    Try and say "Daves not here" some how. Or Could I figure a way of saying "Neo's not here" in the future.
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                                                    • Elizabeth T 396096
                                                      You should have left it as "seriously, prefer not to answer" as it works as a genuine answer and a fun joke. I should have added "depends who is there" ROFL
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                                                      • Miriam R 782611
                                                        5
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                                                        • Kat 493553
                                                          Got glass doors! Can see who it is!
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                                                          • Lee b 979050
                                                            Knock knock knock penny knock knock knock penny knock knock penny
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                                                            • Maria B 89860
                                                              Who is there? Don't usually open the door to door knockers, never know if they are genuine or just want to rip you off. We did have a pizza delivery (already paid for but by us) and the driver looked almost pleased that we said we didn't order ... my son says the staff get to consume these ... maybe they looked up frequent buyers on their system and somehow wrangled a free feed???
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                                                              • LEAH G. (Philippines CEBU )
                                                                4 pts
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                                                                • David W 310071
                                                                  Dave's not here man!
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                                                                  • Linda 3
                                                                    If I am not expecting anyone I will probably just ignore them and they will eventually go away. Our doorbell doesnt work anyway, so can always use that excuse for not answering,
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                                                                    • writerrochelle
                                                                      4 points for "Who's there?", because I'm usually not showered or dressed until early afternoon. I like to get my work done first before I shower! ;-D
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                                                                      • sherrydp
                                                                        I don't typically say anything.
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                                                                        • Claude H
                                                                          1 whole point for putting down an answer that was not applicable as non would apply as I have ranch sliders that I can see who is there
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                                                                          • Val 1394045
                                                                            4
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                                                                            • pam rae
                                                                              TY AGAIN Linda J 383315
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                                                                              • Linda J 383315
                                                                                I have a doorbell so they shouldn't be knocking as probably won't hear them. I usually would call out hang on a minute
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                                                                                • BLACK LIVES MATTER
                                                                                  Knock, knock. Who is there? Better not be my F......motivation as I am 'already' RETIRED!
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                                                                                  • Anna D 89914
                                                                                    Who's there? 1 point
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                                                                                    • pam rae
                                                                                      LOL,FAMILY & FRIENDS HAVE A SPECIAL KNOCK FOR ME TO ANSWER....
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                                                                                      • Elizabeth T 396096
                                                                                        Clever😁
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                                                                                      • pam raeElizabeth T 396096
                                                                                        tyvm, it works, lol
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                                                                                    • Liane H
                                                                                      Who is it? And if I'm still half asleep it's followed by a confused Who? ?
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                                                                                      • Sandra H 2204 NSW
                                                                                        I have a secure screen door so I just open the door to whoever (or whomever?) has rung the doorbell
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                                                                                        • Jacqueline R 353303
                                                                                          1
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                                                                                          • Rosie 563501
                                                                                            "Who's there?"
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                                                                                            • Dsmiles2U
                                                                                              ha ha ha
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