Knock knock on the door always reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies who have been trying to find the music source (doorbell) and Jethro says, someone always knocks on the door before they can find the music!

now days you cannot open the door without asking first to dangerous

"I'm ARMED and I wake up CRANKY...

I just open the door lol

can see them from my door

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5 points for Shhh!!! If we don't answer, they will eventually go away. If I know it's one of my neighbours I will answer the door. Years ago my cousin used to call out "Come in if your feet are clean".Edited 25-Apr-25 17:12pm

4 points for ignoring them...

If I am not expecting anyone I don't answer.

4 pts

Normally my dog will bark before I even hear the knock so I will call out "I'm coming" and peek out the little side window by the door before I open it.

I USUALLY SAY NOTHING AND LOOK THROUGH MY DOOR PEEP-HOLE..Edited 25-Apr-25 00:06am

1 with the majority

If I'm at MY place, and not at boyfriend's, I look through peep hole first, and if I don't recognize the person, I carefully/quietly back away and don't answer, lol.If I'm at his house, I'll rely on his dog to see if door is worth answering, because his dog rarely barks; only when it's someone he doesn't know and nobody ever really walks up anyways, besides Mail carrier, and the dog barks/growls at them. So, lol

5pts Who is there?

Kuyper Menard from Montreal

1 point

I say always " no speak english". Eve if I can speak english.

Knock knock is a game

Maybe I am strange, but I ALWAYS open the door, and I can see who it there, and if the door is open behind the flywire, I can see who is there, and I again answer the door by opening it.

Coming

I'm not here but leave a message at the bee....BEEP.

My Nana answered the door during the depression, "Come in if you're good looking" and a hobo came in.

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Everyone is welcome.

Best knock knock joke I have ever heard, little hunter was answering the door. knock , knock. He gets up to answer the door Who is it he says, THE POLICE, they say., he said. " the police who, they replied no, seriously, it's the police, By that time, i had opened the door in fact it was the police asking questions about one of my neighbours

Try and say "Daves not here" some how. Or Could I figure a way of saying "Neo's not here" in the future.

You should have left it as "seriously, prefer not to answer" as it works as a genuine answer and a fun joke. I should have added "depends who is there" ROFL

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Got glass doors! Can see who it is!

Knock knock knock penny knock knock knock penny knock knock penny

Who is there? Don't usually open the door to door knockers, never know if they are genuine or just want to rip you off. We did have a pizza delivery (already paid for but by us) and the driver looked almost pleased that we said we didn't order ... my son says the staff get to consume these ... maybe they looked up frequent buyers on their system and somehow wrangled a free feed???

4 pts

Dave's not here man!

If I am not expecting anyone I will probably just ignore them and they will eventually go away. Our doorbell doesnt work anyway, so can always use that excuse for not answering,

4 points for "Who's there?", because I'm usually not showered or dressed until early afternoon. I like to get my work done first before I shower! ;-D

I don't typically say anything.

1 whole point for putting down an answer that was not applicable as non would apply as I have ranch sliders that I can see who is there

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TY AGAIN Linda J 383315

I have a doorbell so they shouldn't be knocking as probably won't hear them. I usually would call out hang on a minute

Knock, knock. Who is there? Better not be my F......motivation as I am 'already' RETIRED!

Who's there? 1 point

LOL,FAMILY & FRIENDS HAVE A SPECIAL KNOCK FOR ME TO ANSWER....

Who is it? And if I'm still half asleep it's followed by a confused Who? ?

I have a secure screen door so I just open the door to whoever (or whomever?) has rung the doorbellEdited 24-Apr-25 01:25am

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"Who's there?"

ha ha ha